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Monday, February 9, 2015

INsite Local Picks - February 9 - 15, 2015

Hey! It's Valentine's Day Week... How about we show our love to someone that lays their emotions on the line for you every day, Austin?
Local Musicians.
Here's our picks for this week.



Saturday: Golden Age Orchestra John PointerGina ChavezGinger Leigh BandSuzanna Choffel, Robert Ashker Kraft, Juliana Sheffield, Lian Amber and Luis Angel Ibanez.@ Austin Scottish Rite Theater

Love you. Mean it.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

5 Steps To Becoming A Successful Commercial Country Singer

5 Steps To Becoming
A Successful Commercial Country Singer


By Sean Claes
If you follow the following 5 steps, you too can become another of those pretty-boy country singing stars that would make Hank Williams, Sr. want to come back from the dead and punch you in the chin.

Step 1:
Logo:
You need something bold that stands out. Incorporate an acoustic guitar, highway sign, Texas flag, Star or filigree… or all of the above. Don’t worry.. this is just an attention getter before the label throws all that out and uses that “Bleeding Cowboy” font and renames you something that has more universal appeal.


Step 2:
Dress Code:
$150 jeans and $100 plaid shirt, or classic rock & roll shirts, or Southern Thread apparel…if you feel really bold… why not an Affliction shirt. Add a handkerchief sticking out of back pocket and a wallet chain… basically try and look like a more douche-y version of 1990s grunge and add a cowboy hat or John Deere-themed baseball cap. Facial hair is not recommended, but it doesn’t hurt early on… when you’re looking hungry. It’ll give the record company something to stick a feather in their hat saying they “improved upon your look” when they sent you to the stylist and they shave you.




Step 3:
Music: 
Write your songs about trucks, Saturday night, Dirt Roads, Drinking too much and driving, yesteryear, fields, tractors, barns, blondes and tailgates. Make sure you have a chorus that is easy to remember and is repeated often… Don’t worry… your stuff will never actually make it on the radio… if you have a decent voice and look good you’ll get “label support” which means a team of writers will be penning the song everyone will assume is about your youth.


Example?


Step 4:
Band: 
Oh.. Just hire some session musicians to play on the album… it’ll save you from firing your best friend when the record company decides they are only interested in “carrying” one person.
Anyways…all you need is your acoustic guitar to play the radio stations and tour until the record company buys you a backing band.

Step 5:
Money: Oh.. I guess I should have mentioned that before… you need the deep pockets of a record company to make it… you know.. so your amazingly polished sound (that has the same sound as 4 other bands with songs in the top 10 this week)  can make its way to corporate radio (cha-ching) and begin a serious rotation (palm greased). Or maybe you can go on some music-based reality TV show. That might work.. if you can get on there... Oooh... or just marry a music exec’s daughter.

So there you have it. Follow these easy steps and you too might just get yourself a duet with the next American Idol winner. All it takes is style, money, a little talent, and a total lack of self-worth.

(Note: If you’re a commercial country singer and you read this… don’t worry, I’m talking about the other ones.. not you. You got it honestly… we can all see that. Love you… have all of your albums).

Good luck out there.



Sean Claes has been a music journalist for about 20 years and he doesn't actually believe the above story to be true… but writing it made him chuckle. I hope it does for you as well. It's humor...OK? Breathe.  

Thanks for reading.  

If you're ACTUALLY looking for advice on being a successful musician... Claes did a 52-week series of advice for DIY musicians here - link

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

INsite Hindsite - Pat Green & Hudson Moore 1/31/15

Pat Green & Hudson Moore @ ACL Live
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Photos by Scott Moore - limelightimaging.com
Hudson Moore

Hudson Moore

Pat Green

Pat Green

Pat Green

INsite Hindsite - Tesla @ Emo's

Tesla @ Emo's

Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Photos by Scott Moore - limelightimaging.com






Saturday, January 31, 2015

INsite Hindsite: Rebelution - Austin Music Hall - 1/17/15

Rebelution 
Austin Music Hall 
January 17, 2015 
Photographs by Scott Moore/ Limelight Imaging   



Photo by Scott Moore/ Limelight Imaging

Photo by Scott Moore/ Limelight Imaging

Thursday, January 29, 2015

7 Things To Do Anytime In Austin (that doesn't involve food)

7 Things to do Anytime in Austin
(That doesn't involve food)

By Sean Claes

So, I've seen hundreds of "Things To Do In Austin" lists and they all seem to be concentrated around eating. Sure, we've got some amazing restaurants, cafes, food trailers and street vendors... but we've also got some amazing attractions that people can visit. Here's a list of seven of our choices of things to do in Austin that doesn't involve feeding your face.

1.       Find an awesome toy store
Terra Toys - Photo Credit Sean Claes
You’ve got some awesome options for local-only toy stores in Austin.
a.       Toy Joy has been around since 1987.. and in 2013 they moved locations and landed in the heart of Downtown, on 403 w. 2nd Street. It’s not only one of Austin’s coolest places to shop, in December 2014 is was chosen as one of the top 10 toy stores in the WORLD (link).

b.      Terra Toys is another amazing store. It’s been open in Austin since 1979. It’s located now at 2438 W. Anderson Lane. Last time I went there with the kiddos it was almost so much fun that I forgot it was a store and not a giant playground. Terra Toys has received many awards for being exactly what it is… one of the coolest toy stores around.

2.       Tour… then roll down the hill at the Capitol Building 
Texas Capitol Building - Photo Credit Sean Claes


There’s nothing like walking inside the Capitol Building and taking in the history.  Checking out all of the past Governor paintings on the walls, taking a walk through the corridors and seeing where laws are made or denied. Also… there’s nothing much cooler than having a little fun while there… standing in the center of the star under the dome on the ground floor… looking up and spinning. Heading outside to see and appreciate the hundred-year-old oaks… then rolling down the hill on the front lawn. Best part? It’s all free!
http://www.tspb.state.tx.us/spb/capitol/texcap.htm

3.       Take a swim

Barton Springs Pool - Photo Credit http://austintexas.gov/department/barton-springs-pool

Barton Springs Pool is a natural pool that is fed from an underground springs. It’s no longer a hidden little gem within Zilker Park. It gets about 800,000 visitors a year. Songs have been written about it… New Year’s Resolutions have begun there (Jumping into Barton Springs Pool on New Year’s Day is a rite of passage for Austinites). But at the end of the day, it’s just a really neat place that brings hippies and families and hipsters and couples together to swim in harmony.

Little known fact that came from me looking this up online. Actor Robert Redford learned to swim when he was 5 in Barton Springs Pool.
http://www.austintexas.gov/department/barton-springs-pool



4.       Putt Putt Anyone? 
The T-Rex at Peter Pan Golf - Photo Credit Sean Claes
One of my favorite places to head when I’m in Austin and don’t want to spend a mint is Peter Pan Mini Golf. It is your old-school 18 hole putt-putt course. It actually opened its gates in 1946 and I’m not sure…but from the looks of it, there hasn't been much by way of modernization since then. But you know what? It’s awesome just like that. I’m not sure if I’d want to go back if there wasn't the big ól slightly creepy Peter Pan kneeling in the front and the giant T-Rex on the course. I like it just the way it is… and you are likely to as well.
http://peterpanminigolf.com/

5.       Take to the trail
Ann and Roy Butler Hike-and-Bike Trail - Photo Credit: http://www.austinparks.org/

The Ann and Roy Butler Hike-and-Bike Trail (aka Town Lake Trail) is an awesome 10 mile loop that is great for exercising or just walking around on. Since the 1970s, this urban dirt trail has wraps around Town Lake.. ahem.. I mean Lady Bird Lake. It spans from Pleasant Valley Road to MoPac.

If you’re not a runner/jogger/biker it’s all good.. there’s some great spots to just lounge around and see the Austin skyline.. maybe hang out on Auditorium Shores and play some Frisbee or pay homage to Stevie Ray Vaughan by visiting his statue.   And if you have been to the trail before, but not for a while, you might be excited to know that the Boardwalk Trail, closing the southeastern gap of the trail, opened in  June 2014… so it’s a solid loop now.


6.       The Stars at Night… Are Big and Bright

                     
Wild Basin Preserve Photo Credit: http://think.stedwards.edu/wildbasin
                                                                                                                                  
(I’ll wait while you finish that line)… Did you know that the Wild Basin Wilderness Preserve (805 N. Capital of Texas Highway) is the location of a monthly Star Gazing and Moonlight Tour (link) hosted by the Austin Astronomical Society? How cool is that? The Wilderness Preserve is actually home to 227 acres of Hill Country and has trails that are open from dawn until dusk.

Note: Second Saturdays they offer a 2 hour public guided tour beginning at 10a and frequently have what they call “Hike and Lecture Series” events. In order to find out about these, there’s a meetup.com group set up  (Lean more here).


7.       Soco Is Calling 
Tesoros Trading Company - Photo Credit http://www.firstthursday.info/

Chances are if you've lived in Austin for more than a second, you've been down to South Congress. It’s been said it’s where the “Weird” comes from in the “Keep Austin Weird” slogan. (Yes.. I know that Red Wassenich, a librarian from ACC actually said “Keep Austin Weird” first… and Outhouse Designs trademarked the phrase and the Austin Independent Business Alliance has adopted the phrase… I was speaking figuratively… thank you very much)

ANYHOW… If you’ve got a day to spend on South Congress, you should totally do that… try on some great costumes at Lucy In Disguise. Check out the amazing handmade boots at Heritage Boot. Pick up a funky Loteria inspired art piece at Tesoros Trading Company, or great art from Yard Dog. You never know what cool wearable art piece will lurk behind The Turquoise Door. You can always pick up a Batman Labbit or a new Dunny… or a Star Wars koozie… or maybe some rainbow tape.. or pretty much any other odd and wonderful toy you can think of at Monkey See Monkey Do.

The point is… you can find the weird and wonderful on South Congress. And, if you’re lucky there will be plenty of people watching and maybe a few musicians busking.


So there you have it…. seven options that won’t actually break your bank when you’re entertaining yourself, your family or a group in Austin, Texas. Hope you enjoyed.

Feel free and comment on some additional places I've not mentioned here. There are hundreds of great spots to visit. Go out and discover your Austin.